Nocturnal Emissions - “Gargamel” Calls From the Strait of Hormuz
Published: April 13, 2026
Duration: 59:35
About This Episode
“Gargamel!” calls in claiming he’s back from Iran—by boat.
Strait of Hormuz, landmines, an “intoxilock,” and nonstop roasts.
It ends with a guy saying the show sucks… then asking for something sweet.
👕 Show your support with our sick new merch: https://shop.edgingwithfriends.com
This Nocturnal Emissions stream opens with Gargamel’s chaotic “boat ride” through the Strait of Hormuz, complete with landmine talk and an “intoxilock” situation.
The calls spiral into a brutal roast of Dave’s hockey stink, a confused and furious Peter demanding to know who Gargamel is, and a bunch of late-night tangents—from reading focus issues to Call of Duty sweat and home projects.
The night wraps with John calling in to say the show sucks… and immediately turning it weird.
- Gargamel calls back after getting cut off, blaming the CIA - A roast caller compares Dave to a “used Q-tip,” launching a hockey-gear sweat riff - Dave talks attention issues while reading and mentions he’s working through a Star Wars book - Peter calls in heated about “Brooklyn with the ties” and demands to know who Gargamel is - Pizza-before-hockey panic plus a hard-boiled-egg bathroom disaster story - Call of Duty talk: casuals feeling sweaty, ranked vs casual, and “playing down” to weaker opponents - Spare-room repaint: primer delays, a Daredevil break, and the new color “Bonnie Blue” - Closer call from John: “your show sucks,” followed by a flirty back-and-forth
Watch next: - New Year, Same Edge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO8SeA7D5go - Too Hot for the Mic - Nick Sahadi of Sahadi's Hotties: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOsxlPgmBII
Playlists: - Echoes of the Past, Voices of the Future: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UfIpTrhrM&list=PLnT4dxZXfraUVoI6-KIHHDWg2pId9stm9 - Nocturnal Emissions - Live Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kld-AH6m0QU&list=PLnT4dxZXfraWv6CBrUD_TwLrOnG1GkeUO
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Key Takeaways
- “Gargamel!” calls in claiming he’s back from Iran—by boat.
- Strait of Hormuz, landmines, an “intoxilock,” and nonstop roasts.
- It ends with a guy saying the show sucks… then asking for something sweet.
- 👕 Show your support with our sick new merch: https://shop.edgingwithfriends.com This Nocturnal Emissions stream opens with Gargamel’s chaotic “boat ride” through the Strait of Hormuz, complete with landmine talk and an “intoxilock” situation.
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Nocturnal Emissions - “Gargamel” Calls From the Strait of Hormuz
Published: April 13, 2026
Duration: 59:35
About This Episode
“Gargamel!” calls in claiming he’s back from Iran—by boat.
Strait of Hormuz, landmines, an “intoxilock,” and nonstop roasts.
It ends with a guy saying the show sucks… then asking for something sweet.
👕 Show your support with our sick new merch: https://shop.edgingwithfriends.com
This Nocturnal Emissions stream opens with Gargamel’s chaotic “boat ride” through the Strait of Hormuz, complete with landmine talk and an “intoxilock” situation.
The calls spiral into a brutal roast of Dave’s hockey stink, a confused and furious Peter demanding to know who Gargamel is, and a bunch of late-night tangents—from reading focus issues to Call of Duty sweat and home projects.
The night wraps with John calling in to say the show sucks… and immediately turning it weird.
- Gargamel calls back after getting cut off, blaming the CIA - A roast caller compares Dave to a “used Q-tip,” launching a hockey-gear sweat riff - Dave talks attention issues while reading and mentions he’s working through a Star Wars book - Peter calls in heated about “Brooklyn with the ties” and demands to know who Gargamel is - Pizza-before-hockey panic plus a hard-boiled-egg bathroom disaster story - Call of Duty talk: casuals feeling sweaty, ranked vs casual, and “playing down” to weaker opponents - Spare-room repaint: primer delays, a Daredevil break, and the new color “Bonnie Blue” - Closer call from John: “your show sucks,” followed by a flirty back-and-forth
Watch next: - New Year, Same Edge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO8SeA7D5go - Too Hot for the Mic - Nick Sahadi of Sahadi's Hotties: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOsxlPgmBII
Playlists: - Echoes of the Past, Voices of the Future: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UfIpTrhrM&list=PLnT4dxZXfraUVoI6-KIHHDWg2pId9stm9 - Nocturnal Emissions - Live Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kld-AH6m0QU&list=PLnT4dxZXfraWv6CBrUD_TwLrOnG1GkeUO
🙃 Check out Dubby.gg for GAMING FUEL!
USE CODE: EWF for 10% off 😃
Connect with us: - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/edgingwithfriends/ - TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@edgingwithfriends - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/EdgingwithFriends/61574200256626/ - Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3t42TuOg8J9oqXnOg4fq8c - X: https://x.com/edgingw_friends
Key Takeaways
- “Gargamel!” calls in claiming he’s back from Iran—by boat.
- Strait of Hormuz, landmines, an “intoxilock,” and nonstop roasts.
- It ends with a guy saying the show sucks… then asking for something sweet.
- 👕 Show your support with our sick new merch: https://shop.edgingwithfriends.com This Nocturnal Emissions stream opens with Gargamel’s chaotic “boat ride” through the Strait of Hormuz, complete with landmine talk and an “intoxilock” situation.