Nocturnal Emissions: Roast the Host

Published: March 9, 2026

Duration: 1:00:35

About This Episode

Saturday COD grind turns into a full-on call-in meltdown.

Google Voice glitches, “Jeffrey” and “Peter” can’t connect, and the roasts start flying.

Papa Smurf, Gargamel, and an “island bus driver” job pitch included.

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The host jumps on for a quick hour to talk Saturday Call of Duty sessions, new background props, and a Wolfpack Star Wars night haul.

Then the Google Voice call-ins bug out, bringing in “Jeffrey,” “Peter Weisbaum,” and returning roast-master Chet for a chaotic run of bits and banter.

Along the way, there’s talk of a 24-hour fast, cutting energy drinks, a methylated B12 complex, and dystopian reading with modern “Big Brother” parallels.

- COD Saturdays: chasing the meta gun, leveling it, and dealing with locked optics - Shoutouts to Brian for a die-cast Watto and Shelly for the color-changing Wolfpack lightsaber - Wolfpack “emo night” merch, big crowd talk, and missing the game due to a semi-annual craps event - 24-hour fast plan, switching to tea, and trying a methylated B12 complex - Dystopian book talk: surveillance vibes, Alexa/phone listening parallels, and a hardcover with Nazi & Soviet flags - Google Voice chaos: failed connections, static, and repeat attempts with “Jeffrey” and “Peter Weisbaum” - Chet calls in: pension talk, “remit payment” jokes, and roasting the show - Running bits: Papa Smurf as the Ayatollah, Gargamel in Yugoslavia, and the “island bus driver” pitch

00:00 Saturday COD grind + meta gun leveling 05:10 Shoutouts: Watto prop & Wolfpack lightsaber 12:40 Wolfpack night, emo merch, and the craps event 22:30 24-hour fast plan, energy drinks, and methylated B12 33:15 Dystopian reading + modern surveillance parallels 41:20 Google Voice breaks: “Jeffrey” & “Peter” call-in chaos 48:10 Chet calls in: pension talk and roast session 56:00 Papa Smurf, Gargamel, island bus-driver bit + sign-off

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Key Takeaways

  • Saturday COD grind turns into a full-on call-in meltdown.
  • Google Voice glitches, “Jeffrey” and “Peter” can’t connect, and the roasts start flying.
  • Papa Smurf, Gargamel, and an “island bus driver” job pitch included.
  • 👕 Show your support with our sick new merch: https://shop.edgingwithfriends.com The host jumps on for a quick hour to talk Saturday Call of Duty sessions, new background props, and a Wolfpack Star Wars night haul.

Topics Covered

  • 00:00 Saturday COD grind + meta gun leveling
  • 05:10 Shoutouts: Watto prop & Wolfpack lightsaber
  • 12:40 Wolfpack night, emo merch, and the craps event
  • 22:30 24-hour fast plan, energy drinks, and methylated B12
  • 33:15 Dystopian reading + modern surveillance parallels
  • 41:20 Google Voice breaks: “Jeffrey” & “Peter” call-in chaos
  • 48:10 Chet calls in: pension talk and roast session
  • 56:00 Papa Smurf, Gargamel, island bus-driver bit + sign-off

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